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Cookin' with a JERK! APPLE-FLAPPLES!

Apple flapjacks. (pancakes) Made in the traditional jerk style! Please try this recipe! Fuck yer allergies, BITCH! :D...

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Moldy7! The Moldening!

Finally! The molds are all poured in this one! Let's see if captain jerk can keep the silicone out of his arm hair......

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Moldy6! The return of Roscoe!

I do a bad impression of Roscoe P. Coltrane from the Dukes of Hazzard show. And I make a terrible mess on my counter top. Roscoe does not actually appear in this vid......

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Moldy5

I don't even pour in this vid. Why do you even watch these vids? Are you a glutton for punishment? captainjerk has experience punishing the stupid....

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VR for The88katan600's giveaway

GO CHECK OUT the88katana600! Well? Ya there yet?...

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Live Mail-Call! Fred's Shed Style!

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In this video, we explore the realms of boerdom, and stupidity. Watch now as I literally bore you to tears and crushing depression with this pedantic and self-indulgent piece of utter video diarrhea. For the love of anything, go read, go learn something e...

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Live Mail Call! From Native Tears! With special guest Leila!

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Moldy3, loooong booooring vid. Ughhhhh...

In this vid, I do alotta babbling. I mean ALOTTA babbling. Also alotta booooring stuff. It woulda been considered a "filler" video, but there is actual content here, albeit monotonous... Thanx for reading! :D...

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Moldy2

APRIL FOOLS! Naaaaah! I'm posting a couple vids today to make up for not posting for 2 days! LOL Take your time, enjoy them....

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COOKIN' WITH A JERK! Chicken Salad Sammich!

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Moldy1: The week of MOLD! How I restart my skull molding project!

Don't watch this vid. Please go read a book. All I do through the whole vid is babble, wave my hands, and fart. Seriously, don't waste yer time......

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Mail Call Bigg Dogg Leather punches

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Snow Blown!

I don't own any of the comics in this vid. GKY...

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I put on pants to make Alfredo

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Wax Stacks!

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Attempting The Soldering

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Live, Dammit, LIIIIIIVE!

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Live Mail-Call! Wednesday, March 14, 2018

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Cookin' With a Jerk! Where's that chicken been?

I choke chicken, and beans. I mean, I COOK chicken and beans! LOL I almost made ya think I was implying masturbation! Let me clarify, before you watch this vid, mmmkay? :D...

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